25 11 2016

Congratulations America.

In your pursuit of ever less qualified candidates, less than half of you have elected a man wholly unworthy of the honor.

The last idiot the right selected was described as “Someone I’d like to have a beer with.”  This guy is someone that the rednecks fantasize will buy them a beer…  in a gilded stein.

The remainder of the country fantasizes that we’ll find him floating face down in a vat of bitter imported dark lager… or maybe vodka.

We are now one step closer to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.




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